Shewenttoapetshopandimmediatelyspottedalargebeautifulparrot.Shewenttotheownerofthestoreandaskedhowmuch.Theownersaiditwas.
Thiswentonformanymonthsandthewifewasgoingcrazywithboredom.Thenonedayatapetstore,thewifesawthisbig,ugly,snortingbirdwithahairychest,powerfulhairyforearms,beadyeyesanddribblerunningdownthesideofitsmouth.
Theshopkeeper,observingherfascinationwiththebird,toldheritwasaspecialimported"Goonybird"andithadaverypeculiartrait.Todemonstrate,heexclaimed,"Goonybird!Thetable!"
Immediately,theGoonybirdflewoffitsperchandwithsingle-mindedfuryattackedthetableandsmasheditintoahundredlittlepieceswithitspowerfulforearmsandclaws!Todemonstratesomemore,theshopkeepersaid,"Goonybird!Theshelf!"
AgaintheGoonybirdturnedtotheshelfanddemolisheditinseconds.
Thehusband,inhisusualboredtonereplied,"GoonyBird,myfoot!"
Thehorsesareclearlyamazed."Wow!"saysone,afterahushedsilence."Atalkingdog."
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