WhenLeonardseesPennykissingaguyinfrontofherapartmentdoorheisdevastated.Theguysconvincehimtoasksomeoneoutatwork,butwhenhetriesandisbrutallyturneddownbyageekygirl,heisevenmoredepressed.Wolowitzconspirestotakethemalltosalsaclassatthecommunitycenter,wherehemeetsallofhisconquests.Thewomenthereareall85andupor6feettall.LeonardfinallydecidestoaskPennyouttodinnerandjustwhenhethinksheismakingprogress,shetellshimthatitistoosoonforhertostartdatingagain.
Don'tpanic.（别害怕。）
I'mallsweaty.(我身上都是汗。）
Oh,Idon'tthinkyouhaveashotthere.（哦，我看你没戏）
Moreexamples:
Idecidedtohaveashotatdecoratingthehousemyself.
Ididn'tthinkIhadmuchchanceofwinningtherace,butIthoughti'dgiveitashot.
Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.（这有隐患，相信我，我清楚）
Ifit'sacute,little,cuddlycat.(一只让人爱不释手的可爱小猫)
So,howwasyourdate(约会如何？）
Awesome!赞!
Leonard,doyoureallythinkyoucansatisfyyourneedforarelationshipwithageneticallyalteredcat(Leonard，你真认为养一只转基因猫可以满足你的感情需要吗)
Well,I'msurethingswillpickup.(我相信情况会好转的)
Don'tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyonpurpose.(别忘了带上你"无意"拿到的信件)
Andanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'tcrashintogeekmountain.(好好分析下数据，你就不会再坠入"呆子谷")【同时这句中的analyzethedata，以及geek大家也可以顺便掌握（geek:referstosomeonewhoseemsveryboringandunfashionable,andisnotgoodinsocialsituations.】
Orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.(或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你)
I'mgoingtobemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.(我要更现实些去追求合我拍的人)
Ofcoursethereistheotherpossibility:thatthisdatekicksoffaratherunpleasantsixmonthsofthetwoofyoupassingawkwardlyinthehall,untiloneofyoubreaksdownandmovestoanotherzipcode.(之后的6个月都会很难捱，俩人在走廊里尴尬的擦身而过，直到其中一人崩溃并搬到别的州去。)
Iknow,butyoudidthrowup.Isn'tthatasignofaconcussion(但你吐了啊那不是脑震荡的症状吗)
Yes.ButIgetcarsick,too,so..(对,但我也晕车所以...)
1【打招呼】---What'sup,bro(有事吗,老兄)
---Notmuch...(没什么...)
2Whatiswrongwithyou(你什么毛病啊)
3I'mjustalittleconcernedforher.(只是有点担心她)
4No,I'mdonewithpenny.(不，我和Penny结束了)
5Wait,areyouaskingmeout(等等，你约我出去)
6No,Ithinkitneedstobespontaneous.(不我觉得应该自然点)
7No,nowthatwasnotmypoint.(重点不是这个)
8Couldyoubemorespecific(你能说具体一点吗)
9CanIgetyoustartedwithsomedrinks(准备开始点饮品了吗)
10Okay,Iwasjustchecking.(好,我只是问问)
11Hey,what'sgoingon(嘿，过得怎么样)
在这集中我们还可以顺便学会几个文档排版时常用的几个词，虽然在视频出现的时候并非此意。
CapitalD.(大写D)；boldface.Underlined.(粗体黑字,下划线)
Penny:LeonardWasthissupposedtobeadate（今晚这是约会吗）
Leonard:This(今晚)No.No,ofcoursenot.
Thiswasjustyouandmehangingoutwithabunchofguyswhodidn'tshowup'causeofworkandacolonoscopy.（只是你跟我还有一帮因工作和肠镜而没有出现的人的聚会）
Penny:Okay,Iwasjustchecking.（好我只是问问）
Leonard:WhenItakeagirlonadate--andIdo--sheknowsshe'sbeendated.（如果我跟女孩约会,我确实跟女孩约会,那个女孩会知道她是在约会的）
CapitalD,boldface,underlined.(大写D,粗体黑字下划线)[在强调会让对方意识到是约会==]
Da...ted.(约会)
IthinkImighthavealittleconcussion;.I'mgonnaliedown.(我可能脑震荡了,我去躺躺)