"A-1makeshamburgerstastelikesteakburgers."A-1STEAKSAUCE
"FreshSqueezedGlaciers.ClearlyCanadianSparklingMineralWaterinWildFruitFlavours."ADELMAMINERALWATERS(1988)
"Skimmilkdoesnotcomefromskinnycows"ALBADRYMILK
"Ican"tbelieveIatethewholething!"ALKA-SELTZER
"Plop,plop,fizz,fiz,ohwhatareliefitis!"ALKA-SELTZER
"You"reingoodhandswithAllstate."ALLSTATEINSURANCE
"Grapes,likechildren,needloveandaffection."ALMADEN
"Doesn"tyourdogdeserveALPO"ALPODOGFOOD
"Rest,keepwarmanddrinkliquids"AMERICANAIRLINESVACATIONS(1973)
"Tobaccoisourmiddlename."AMERICANBRANDS,INC.
"Ifmanweremeanttofly,Godwouldhaveloweredthefares."AMERICANCOACHLINES
"Don"tleavehomewithoutit"AMERICANEXPRESSCHARGECARD
"AmericanHomehasanedificecomplex."AMERICANHOMEMAGAZINE
"A,B,C,D,E,...Yourpubliclibraryhasarrangedtheseinwaysthatmakeyoucry,giggle,laugh,love,hate,wonder,ponderandunderstand."AMERICANLIBRARYASSOCIATION(1961)
"Reachoutandtouchsomeone."AMERICANTELEPHONE&TELEGRAPH(1982)
"SeeAmericaatseelevel."AMTRAK
"ThePowertoBeYourBest."APPLECOMPUTER
"Nobottlestobreak-justhearts."ARPEGEPERFUME
"Promiseheranything,butgiveherArpege."ARPEGEPERFUME(1945)
"AuntJemimamakesmorningsthey"llremember."AUNTJEMIMAPANCAKESANDSYRUP
"YouTooCanHaveABodyLikeMine."CHARLESATLAS
"We"renumbertwo.Wetryharder"AVISRENTALCAR(1960s)
"Theultimatedrivingmachine."BMWAUTOMOBILES
"Nexttomyself,IlikeBVDbest."BVDUNDERWEAR
"TheGreatestShowonEarth."BARNUM&BAILEYCIRCUS
"Bayerworkswonders."BAYERASPIRIN
"Nowyourkidsdon"thavetomissMondayNightFootballbecausethey"restudyingforaTuesdaymorningexam."BETAMAXVIDEORECORDERSBYSONY
"Victorywon"twaitforthenationthat"slate."BIGBENCLOCKS
"FeeltheVelvet"BLACKVELVETWHISKEY
"TellsomeoneyouloveaboutV.D.Thehealthbusiness,we"renotinitforthemoney."BLUECROSS/BLUESHIELDHEALTHINSURANCE(1970)
"DoyouwantashapelikeabraOrdoyouwantashapelikeawoman"BODYBRABYWARNER"S
"Makingsmoking"safe"forsmokers."BONDEDTOBACCOCOMPANY
"Ifit"sBorden"s,it"sgottobegood."BORDEN,INC.
"Whenyou"vegotit,flauntit."BRANIFFAIRWAYS
"WhenyousayBudweiser,you"vesaiditall."BUDWEISERBEER
"Todaythediscriminatingfamilyfindsitabsolutelynecessarytoowntwoormoremotorcars."BUICK
"Wouldn"tyoureallyratherhaveaBuick"BUICK
"EqualPay,EqualTime"BULOVAACCUTRONWATCHES(1974)
"ThemainspringinaBulovaismadetolast256yearsor146leatherstraps-whichevercomesfirst."BULOVAWATCHES
"Haveityourway"BURGERKING
"Socreamyit"salmostfattening."BURMASHAVESHAVINGCREAM"Headforthemountains."BUSCHBEER
"Whatthiscommercialistryingtosellyouwon"tmakeyourbreathanysweeter,yourclothesanywhiteroryouracidindigestionanybetter.It"lljustmakeyoumorehuman."BUSINESSCOMMITTEEFORTHEARTS(1972)
"ThePenaltyofLeadership."CADILLAC
"Calgon,takemeaway."CALGONTOILETRIES
"NothingcomesbetweenmeandmyCalvins."CALVINKLEINJEANS
"YouareinaBeautyContestEveryDayofyourLife."CAMAYSOAP
"You"llbeloveliereachday,withfabulouspinkCamay."CAMAYSOAP
"I"dwalkamileforaCamel."CAMELCIGARETTES
"ForDigestion"sSake-SmokeCamels."CAMELCIGARETTES
"Experienceisthebestteacher...inchoosingacigarette.YourT-zonewilltellyouwhy.MoredoctorssmokeCamelsthananyothercigarette."CAMELCIGARETTES
"Soupisgoodfood."CAMPBELL"SCONDENSEDSOUPS
"M"mM"mGood."CAMPBELL"SCONDENSEDSOUPS
"Ifyousmoke,pleasesmokeCarlton."CARLTONCIGARETTES
"Nowtheywhispertoher...notabouther."CASHMEREBOUQUETSOAP
"CometotheCentralParkZooCafeteria.Lettheanimalswatchyoueatforachange."CENTRALPARKZOO
"Pleasedon"tsqueezetheCharmin."CHARMINTOILETTISSUE
"Blowsomemyway."CHESTERFIELDCIGARETTES
"SeetheUSAinaChevrolet."CHEVROLET
"Theroadisn"tbuiltthatcanmakeitbreathehard!"CHEVROLET
"HowstrongistheChiquitanameHowmanybananacommercialscanyousing"
CHIQUITABANANACOMPANY
"Isn"tthatalotforabottleofScotchYes."CHIVASREGALSCOTCH
"Areyourfriendslivingbeyondyourmeans"CHIVASREGALSCOTCH
"Ifenoughpeoplewouldstopsmokingandstartdrinking,wecouldgetoutofashtraysandintovermouth."CINZANO
"Stoprightnowandforgeteverythingyoueverknewaboutbeingablonde.Uptonowyoucouldneverbeanyofthesedelicateblondes."CLAIROLHAIRCOLORING
"Doessheordoesn"tshe"CLAIROLHAIRCOLORING
"IfI"veonlyonelife,letmeliveitasablonde!"CLAIROLHAIRCOLORING
"Vacationisaworldwheretherearenolocksonthedoorsorthemindorthebody."CLUBMEDRESORTS
"Thepausethatrefreshes."COCA-COLA
"It"stherealthing."COCA-COLA
"HaveaCokeandasmile."COCA-COLA
"ThingsgobetterwithCoke."COCA-COLA
"Don"tspreadthecold....Spreadtheword."COLDENECOLDTABLETS
"Itcleansyourbreathwhileitcleansyourteeth."COLGATETOOTHPASTE(1945)
"Yourclientisapoor,rejectedstepchild,whosebestfriendsaredwarfs.Canyouinsureheragainstpoisonedapples"CONTINENTALINSURANCECOMPANY
"It"swhatyourrightarm"sfor."It"swhatyourrightarm"sfor."COURAGEBEER
"CookswhoknowtrustCrisco."CRISCOVEGETABLESHORTENING
"Gettingthereishalfthefun."CUNARDSTEAMSHIPCOMPANY
"Don"tgiveuptheship."CUTTYSARKWHISKY(1973)
"AmericalivesinDacron."DACRONFABRIC
"OneoftheSovietGeorgia"sseniorcitizensthoughtDannonwasanexcellentyogurt.Sheoughttoknow.She"sbeeneatingyogurtfor137years."DANNONYOGURT
"Advertisingisthepowerofanideamultiplied."D"ARCYADVERTISING
"Diamondsareforever..."DEBEERCONSOLIDATEDMINESLTD.(about1950)
"You"lllovethewaywefly."DELTAAIRLINES
"Aren"tyougladyouuseDialDon"tyouwisheverybodydid"DIALSOAP
"HowtopleaseaDictator."DICTAPHONEDICTATINGMACHINES
"Ifyourfriendlyneighborhoodgrocerdoesn"thaveajar-knocksomethingoffashelfonthewayout."DILLYBEANS
"BeaPepper!"DR.PEPPERSOFTDRINK
"I"monlyhereforthebeer."DOUBLEDIAMOND
"Betterthingsforbetterlivingthroughchemistry."E.I.DUPONTdeNEMOURS
"Flynow.Shovellater."EASTERNAIRLINES
"Einstein"sTheoryofRelativity:givestrangersthesamepriceyougiverelatives."EINSTEIN-MOOMJYCARPETS
"167daysoffoggy,foggydewcan"tclaimallthecreditforbeautifulEnglishcomplexions."ELIZABETHARDENCOSMETICS
"DickandJaneisdead."ENCYCLOPEDIABRITAINICA(1970)
"Itkeepsgoing,andgoing,andgoing...."ENERGIZERBATTERIES
"WishfulThinning"ENHANCEBYLILYOFFRANCE(1967)
"PutaTigerinYourTank."ESSOGASOLINE(1964)
"Farewelltotheuglycigarette."EVECIGARETTES
"Thefirsttrulyfemininecigarette-almostasprettyasyouare.WomenhavebeenfemininesinceEve,nowcigarettesarefeminine.Eve,alsowithmenthol."EVECIGARETTES(1971)
"Whenthere"snotomorrow."FEDERALEXPRESS
"Adaywithoutorangejuiceislikeadaywithoutsunshine."FLORIDACITRUSCOMMISSION
"Nohitsandmisses.Nodibs,dabs,andsplatters."5-DAYDEODORANTPADS
"ThebestpartofwakingupisFolger"sinyourcup."FOLGER"SCOFFEE
"Fordhasabetteridea."FORDMOTORCOMPANY
"QualityisJob1."FORDMOTORCOMPANY
""TwasthenightbeforeChristmas-thechildrenweredreamingOfaFordintheirfuture-smart,swankyandgleaming."FORDMOTORCOMPANY
"America"smostgiftedwhiskey."FOURROSESWHISKEY
"Here"sspaghettisaucewithmeat-thewayItaliansmakeit."FRANCO-AMERICANCANNEDSPAGHETTI(1954)
"ShouldaToughManMakeaTenderTurkey"FRANKPERDUEPOULTRY
"Extinctisforever."FRIENDSOFANIMALS
"WhenCathyColeandPeggyBurtonsawJoanEmery"snewfloor,theycouldn"tbelievetheirfeet."GAFSOFSTEPVINYLFLOORS
"Progressisourmostimportantproduct."GENERALELECTRIC
"Webringgoodthingstolife."GENERALELECTRIC
"THEREARENOWHITESWORKINGATG.E.Noblackseither.Justpeople.Andweneedmore."GENERALELECTRIC
"Shallthemanwork-orshallyou...Backofeverygreatstepinwomen"sprogressfromadrudgetoafreecitizenhasbeensomelabor-savinginvention."GENERALELECTRICCLOTHESWASHER(1924)
"DoyouariseirkedwithlifeAreyoupronetosnapatlovedonesOurstrong,heartbreakfastcoffeewillchangeallthis!Breakfastbecomesaspirited,evenhilariousaffair."GENERALFOODSCOMPANY,GOURMETFOODS(1958)
"CelebratetheMomentsofYourLife."GENERALFOODSCOMPANY,INTERNATIONALCOFFEES
"Thebestamancanget."GILLETTE
"Riddle:What"scollegeThat"swheregirlswhoareabovecookingandsewinggotomeetamantheycanspendtheirlivescookingandsewingfor."GIMBEL"SDEPARTMENTSTORE,CAMPUSCLOTHES(1952)
"TrywalkingintoMerrillLynchandaskingforMr.Lynch."GOLDBERG-POLLEN
"ThebesttiresintheworldhaveGoodyearwrittenalloverthem."GOODYEARTIRES
"NowondertheEnglishhavekeptcoolfor192years."GORDON"SGIN
"KnowtheBomb"sTrueDangers.KnowtheStepsYouCanTaketoEscapeThem!"GOVERNMENTPAMPHLET
"Roar,Boys,RoarIttasteslikemoreWhataflavorZippity-zow-itsgrand-andHOW."GRAPE-NUTSFLAKESCEREAL
"Good,excellent,superior,abovepar,nice,fine,choice,rare,priceless,unparagoned,unparalleled,superfine,superexcellent,ofthefirstwater,crack,prime,tip-top,gilt-edged,first-class,capital,cardinal,couleurderose,peerless,matchless,inestimable,preciousastheappleoftheeye,satisfactory,fair,fresh,unspoiled,sound;GKN:over80companiesmakingsteelandsteelproducts."GUEST,KEEN&NETTLEFOLDS,LTD.(1962)
"IfeellikeaGuinnessIwishyouwere."GUINNESSBREWERY
"GuinnessisGoodforYou."GUINNESSBREWERY(1929)
"MyGoodness.MyGuinness."GUINNESSBREWERY(1935)
"Don"tbeane.s.s.*WearsmartseamlessstockingsbyHanes.*(eternalseamstraightener!)"HANESHOSIERY
"CanHead&ShouldersstopdandruffCanWiltChamberlainstuff"HEAD&SHOULDERSSHAMPOO
"Heineken.Refreshesthepartsotherbeerscannotreach."HEINEKENBREWERY(1975)
"BeanzMeanzHeinz."HEINZBAKEDBEANS
"Whatfoodthesemorselsbe!"HEINZFRESHCUCUMBERS&PICKLES(1938)
"BringouttheHellman"sandbringoutthebest."HELLMAN"SMAYONAISE
"There"sasmileineveryHersheyBar."HERSHEY"SCHOCOLATECANDYBARS
"Chappedhandsarecoldcompany."HINESHONEYANDALMONDCREAM(1936)
"Bettergasmileage.ACivicresponsibility."HONDACIVIC
"YoumeetthenicestpeopleonaHonda."HONDAMOTORCYCLES
"Itbeatsasitsweepsasitcleans."HOOVERVACUUMCLEANERS
"ManyHappyReturns."IBMELECTRICTYPEWRITERS
"IBMcards:workingpaper...notpaperwork."IBMTABULATINGCARDS(1960)
"Lookfortheunionlabel."INTERNATIONALLADIES"GARMETWORKERS"UNION
"OnlythebravedeservethefairandthefairdeserveJAEGER."JAEGERSPORTSWEAR
"ScotchandtheSingleGirl."J&BSCOTCH
"Itsitsaslightlyonaheavymealasitdoesonyourconscience."JELL-OGELATINDESSERT(1963)
"TheKingandQueenMightEatThereofAndNoblemenBesides."JELL-OGELATINDESSERT
"IfalltheworldwereJell-OAndwhippedcreamfilledthesea,ThentheonlyspoonfromheretothemoonWouldhavetobelongtome."JELL-OGELATINDESSERT
"Whatthewell-dressedmaniswearingthisyear."JOCKEYSHORTS(1971)
"Lookyourbestwhileyouwearhourleast."JOCKEYSHORTS
"Thebestseatinthehouse."JOCKEYUNDERWEAR
"Ifyouwanttoimpresssomeone,puthimonyourBlacklist."JOHNNYWALKERBLACKWHISKEY
"Honorthyself."JOHNNYWALKERBLACKWHISKEY
"Thebesttoyoueachmorning."KELLOGGCOMPANY
"Buyabucketofchickenandhaveabarreloffun."KENTUCKYFRIEDCHICKEN
"Finger-lickin"good."KENTUCKYFRIEDCHICKEN
"Whenyourshoesshine,sodoyou."KIWISHOEPOLISH
"Well-ShutmyMouth.IshutmymouthonaKleenextissue.Togivemylipstickthatneat,naturallook.Thesedaysitsacrimetostainatowel."KLEENEXTISSUES
"Don"tputacoldinyourpocket!-UseKleenexTissues."KLEENEXTISSUES
"America"sstoryteller."KODAKCAMERASANDFILMS
"Justwhatthedoctorordered."L&MCIGARETTES
"Takeabathinthedarktonightandletthewatermakelovetoyourskin."LAVINPERFUMESANDSOAPS(1961)
"Betchacan"teatjustone."LAY"SPOTATOCHIPS
"HaveyoueverhadabadtimeinLevi"s"LEVI"SJEANS
"Youdon"thavetobeJewishtoloveLevy"s."LEVY"SRYEBREAD
"Gee,IwishIhadanickel."LIFESAVERSCANDY
"BodyOdour."LIFEBOUYSOAP(1930)
"Nicetoysdon"tkill."LIONELTRAINS
"Lipton"sgetsintomorehotwaterthananything."LIPTONTEA
"Oftenabridesmaid-butneverabride.ForHalitosis,UseListerine."LISTERINEMOUTHWASH
"Evenyourbestfriendswon"ttellyou."LISTERINEMOUTHWASH(1920s)
"AirPowerisPeacePower-Lockheed."LOCKHEEDAIRCRAFT
"Takingthe"if"outof"gift.""LORD&TAYLORDEPARTMENTSTORES
"DoyouinhaleOfcourseyoudo!LuckyStrikehasdaredtoraisethisvitalquestionbecausecertainimpuritiesconcealedineventhefinest,mildesttobaccoleavesareremovedbyLuckies"famouspurifyingprocess."LUCKYSTRIKECIGARETTES(1932)
"ReachforaLuckyinsteadofasweet."LUCKYSTRIKECIGARETTES
"Themilkchocolatemeltsinyourmouth-notinyourhand."M&MsCANDY
"Tomakethattoughjobeasier-youdeserveM&Mcandy."M&MsCANDY
"Itlooksgood,ittastesgood,andbygollyitdoesyougood."MACKESONBEER
"Iwannagive"emawaybutMrs.Muntzwon"tletme.She"scrazy."MADMANMUNTZ,USED-CARDEALER(1946)
"IdreamedIstoppedtrafficinmyMaidenformbra."MAIDENFORM
"IdreamedIwentshoppinginmyMaidenformbra."MAIDENFORM
"Atlast.Apicklethatbitesback."MARCUSVALLEYPICKLES
"CometoMarlboroCountry."MARLBOROCIGARETTES
"Cometowheretheflavoris."MARLBOROCIGARETTES
"AMarsadayhelpsyouwork,restandplay."MARSCANDYBARS(1960s)
"WesellmorecarsthanFord,Chrysler,Chevrolet,andBuickcombined."MATCHBOXTOYCARS
"Tobringthewolvesout-RidingHoodRed."MAXFACTORCOSMETICS
"Goodtothelastdrop."MAXWELLHOUSECOFFEE
"Ourrepairmenaretheloneliestguysintown."MAYTAGAPPLIANCES
"TruthWellTold."MCCANNERICKSONADVERTISINGAGENCY
"Youdeserveabreaktoday."MCDONALD"S
"Twoall-beefpatties,specialsauce,lettuce,cheese,pickles,onionsonasesameseedbun."MCDONALD"S
"Oneinabillion."MCDONALD"S
"Billionsandbillionsserved."MCDONALD"S
"WherewasMosesWhentheLightsWentOut-GropingforapackofMeccas."MECCACIGARETTES
"Tastessogoodcatsaskforitbyname."MEOWMIXCATFOOD
"Achildissomeonewhopassesthroughyourlifeandthendisappearsintoanadult."METROPOLITANLIFEINSURANCE
"ThebeerthatmadeMilwaukeejealous..."MEXICANBREWERY
"Nomatterwhatwhat"s-his-namesays,I"mtheprettiestandLite"sthegreatest."MILLERBEER
"Weraceforbeer"MILLERBEERRACINGTEAMS(1996)
"Only1outof25meniscolorblind.Theother24justdressthatway."MOHARASUITS
"Anymelonworthitssalt..."MORTONSALT
"HasyourgirlturnedintoarefrigeratorIfherairisarctic,try...MUM."MUMDEODORANT
"Musicisart.Muzakisscience."MUZAKCORPORATION
"I"mMargie.Flyme."NATIONALAIRLINES
"OurreadersknewHenry[Kissinger]wasgettingmarriedbeforeHenrydid."NATIONALENQUIRER
"MILK-Where"syourmustasche"NATIONALFLUIDMILKPROCESSORPROMOTIONBOARD(1995)
"Drinkapintamilkaday."NATIONALMILKPUBLICITYCOUNCIL(late1950s)
"Playitagain,Sam."NEWYORKSTATELOTTERY
"Allthenewsthat"sfittoprint."NEWYORKTIMES
"Ifitfeelsgoodthenjustdoit."NIKESHOES
"Thecatwhodoesn"tactfinickysoonlosescontrolofhisowner."9-LIVESCATFOOD
"In1944youwonthewartogether.Isn"titworth$1.50tospendfiveminuteswithhimagain"NORTHWESTERNBELLTELEPHONECOMPANY
"OursummersalebeganOct.4,1923."OHRBACH"S
"We"retobaccomen...notmedicinemen.OldGoldcuresjustonething.TheWorld"sBestTobacco."OLDGOLDCIGARETTES
"Notacoughinacarload."OLDGOLDCIGARETTES
"ThethrillofRosesSpicedwithexcitementSpeakingoflove."OLDSPICETOILETRIES
"PasstheAmmunition.Oldsmobileworkershavebeendoingitfornearlytwoyears.Backingupourfightingmenwithvolumeproductionoffire-power."OLDSMOBILE
"TheOtherPill."ONE-A-DAYMULTIPLEVITAMINSPLUSIRON(1967)
"Dancingpleatsthatwon"tsitout."ORLONFABRIC
"AllthatglittersisnotPabst."PABSTBEER
"ThousandsofmenaredenyingtheirwivesPackardSixcars."PACKARDAUTOMOBILES
"Whereverparticularpeoplecongregate."PALLMALLCIGARETTES
"Giveyourbabysomethingyouneverhadasababy.Adrierbottom."PAMPERSDIAPERS
"Goodcoffeeislikefriendship:richandwarmandstrong."PAN-AMERICANCOFFEEBUREAU(1961)
"Livetoday.Tomorrowwillcostmore."PANAMERICANWORLDAIRWAYS
"Wewillsellnowinebeforeitstime."PAULMASSONWINES
"Trichinosis,encephalitis,scarletfever,amoebiasis,junglerot.Wethinkyou"llfindthemmorechallengingthanthesniffles."PEACECORPS
"In1962,thestarvingresidentsofanisolatedIndianvillagereceived1plowand1,700poundsofseeds.Theyatetheseeds."PEACECORPS
"IseemtobeAchilles...but,mydear,ithappenstobeyourheelthatismyvulnerablespot.Suchslenderness!Suchgrace!OnelookandIamslain."PEACOCKSHOES
"Sandalsbeingwhattheyare,toesnowcompetewithfingers."PEGGYSAGELIQUIDNAILPOLISH
"Comealive!You"reinthePepsigeneration."PEPSI-COLA
"Whenthey[theenemy]findthePepsi-Colabottlesareempty,theirmoralewillgodownanother10points."PEPSI-COLA
"Pepsi-Colahitsthespot,12fullounces,that"salot,TwiceasmuchforanickeltooPepsi-ColaistheDrinkforyou!Nickel,nickel,nickel,nickleTrickle,trickle,trickle,trickle..."PEPSI-COLA
"You"llwonderwheretheyellowwentWhenyoubrushyourteethwithPepsodent."PEPSODENTTOOTHPASTE
"CallforPhilipMorris!!"PHILIPMORRISCIGARETTES(1940s)
"Wherewillyoubewhenyourlaxativestartstowork"PHOSPHO-SODABUFFEREDLAXATIVE(1969)
"Nothin"sayslovin"likesomethin"fromtheoven."PILLSBURYFOODS
"Theworld"smostpleasantalarmclock!"PILLSBURYPANCAKEFLOUR
"Itiscommonknowledgetodaythatintestinalputrefactioncausesbrainfatigue,oftenreducingefficiency50percentandmore."PILLSBURYHEALTHBRAN
"TheRendez-vousissoromantic...it"sdownrightdangerous."PLAZAHOTEL(1960)
"Wearedrivingexcitement."PONTIAC
"What"stheugliestpartofyourbody"PRETTYFEETDEODORANT(1969)
"Itcostsalottobringaherohome.GetreadytobuyVictoryBonds."PUBLICSERVICEAD
"TheMoreWomenatWarTheSoonerWe"llWin"PUBLICSERVICEAD
"IquitschoolwhenIweresixteen."PUBLICSERVICEAD
"Ifyouwon"thireher,don"tcomplainaboutsupportingher."PUBLICSERVICEAD
"Ifsomeone"ssellingyousacksofdietpills,he"snotinbusinessforyourhealth."PUBLICSERVICEAD
"Accuracytosecondsamonth."PULSARWATCHES
"Ifyouchoosethewrongexecutorforyourestate,youmightaswelltakeitwithyou."PUTNAMTRUST
"Doesitmakesensetojumpoutofawarmbedintoacoldcereal"QUAKEROATS
"Thecerealthat"sshotfromguns!QUAKERPUFFEDWHEATCEREAL
"Allyouaddislove."RALSTONPURINAPETFOOD
"Thegreatesttragedyisindifference."REDCROSS(1961)
"Repliquewillnotturnyouintoasultrysexsiren.Itwillnottransformyouintoasimple,unsulliedingenue.Repliqueisforwomenwhoareinterestingtobeginwith."REPLIQUE
"HowdoyouspellreliefR-O-L-A-I-D-S."ROLAIDSANTACIDTABLETS
"AtsixtymilesanhourtheloudestnoiseinthenewRolls-Roycecomesfromtheelectricclock."ROLLS-ROYCE
"Somegirlshavedevelopedalotmorethanjusttheirminds."ROXANNESWIMSUITS
"Women:Standupforyourrighttositdownatdinnertime."SALTONHOTTRAY
"Ifyouhaveason10yearsold,you"dbetterstartworrying.HelpUnselltheWar."SANE
"Onefiddleryouwon"thavetopay."SANKACOFFEE
"Nobodydoesn"tlike...SaraLee."SARALEEFOODPRODUCTS
"Schlitz...thebeerthatmadeMilwaukeefamous."SCHLITZBEER
"Dryestginintown.AskanyMartini."SEAGRAM"SGIN(1961)
"Achildisanislandofcuriositysurroundedbyaseaofquestionmarks."SHELLOILCOMPANY(1961)
"Allyouneedtoknowaboutpaint."SHERWIN-WILLIAMSPAINT
"Iwasa______untilIdiscoveredSmirnoff."SMIRNOFFVODKA(1970s)
"ObeyYourThirst."SPRITESOFTDRINK
"AdamandEveatethefirstvitamins,includingthepackage."E.R.SQUIBB(1958)
"Steinway:theinstrumentoftheimmortals."STEINWAYPIANOS(1928)
"Tiredofgettingjunkmailfromsomeoneyoudon"tknowTrygettingjunkmailfromsomeoneyoudoknow."SURPRISECLUB,MAIL-ORDERGIFTCLUB
"HeadfortheBorder."TACOBELLRESTAURANTS
"EvenaPolicemancangetStuckinTraffic."TALONZIPPER
"I"dratherfightthanswitch."TAREYTONCIGARETTES
"Youcantrustyourcartothemanwhowearsthestar."TEXACOSERVICESTATIONS
"Christmasisatimetobelieveinthingsyoucan"tsee."3MCOMPANYSCOTCHTAPE
"Ifit"sgottobeclean,it"sgottobeTide."TIDELAUNDRYDETERGENT
"WhichtwinhastheToni"TONIPERMANENTS
"Ilovewhatyoudoforme-Toyota!"TOYOTACARSANDTRUCKS
"SightforSoaringEyes."TRANSWORLDAIRWAYS
"TheyalllaughedwhenIsatdownatthepiano,butoh!,whenIbegantoplay..."U.S.SCHOOLOFMUSIC,MAIL-ORDERPIANOLESSONS(1925)WrittenbyJohnCaples
"Thebetterstaingetter."ULTRA-BIZDETERGENT
"MoreJobsThroughScience."UNIONCARBIDEANDCARBON
"FlythefriendlyskiesofUnited."UNITEDAIRLINES
"Amindisaterriblethingtowaste."UNITEDNEGROCOLLEGEFUND
"Beallthatyoucanbe."UNITEDSTATESARMY
"Someofourbestmenarewomen."UNITEDSTATESARMY
"FriendlyAmericanswinAmericanfriends."UNITEDSTATESTRAVELSERVICE(1963)
"Ifyouthinkasparagushasalotofiron,youdon"tknowbeans."VANCAMPPORKANDBEANS(1979)
"You"vecomealongway,baby."VIRGINIASLIMSCIGARETTES
"Visa-It"severywhereyouwanttobe."VISACREDITCARD
"Vogue-[for]theoverwhelmingminority."VOGUEMAGAZINE
"Ifitwasn"tinVOGUEItwasn"tinvogue."VOGUEMAGAZINE
"Relievesgaspains."VOLKSWAGEN
"WhileinEurope,pickupanuglyEuropean."VOLKSWAGEN
"Uglyisonlyskin-deep."VOLKSWAGEN
"Ifgaspainspersist,tryVolkswagen."VOLKSWAGEN
"Smallwonder."VOLKSWAGEN
"ThedailydiaryoftheAmericandream."WALLSTREETJOURNAL
"Thecorsetdepartmentisobsolete.Theslimweardepartmentishere."WARNER"S
"Where"sthebeef"WENDY"SRESTAURANTS(early1980s)
"BreakfastofChampions."WHEATIESCEREAL
"CoversamultitudeofChins."WILLIAMS"SHAVINGCREAM
"Winstontastesgoodlikeacigaretteshould."WINSTONCIGARETTES
"Ringaroundthecollar."WISKLAUNDRYDETERGENT
"Askinyoulovetotouch"WOODBURYSOAP
"Letyourfingersdothewalking."YELLOWPAGES
"You"renotfullycleanuntilyou"reZestfullyclean."ZESTSOAP