嘿我在民调收复了很多失地是好消息啊
Hey,Ivegainedalotofgroundinthepolls.Thatsgoodnews.
是啊我统计你只落后4%但他们在播成吨hearts;的新负面广hearts;告hearts;
Yeah,Ihaveyoudownonlyfourpoints,buttheyrerunningatonofnewnegativeads.
或许你应该反击
Maybeyoushouldfightback.
Ben你的心到位了你的心和你的屁hearts;股hearts;
Ben,yourheartsintherightplace.Yourheartandyourbutt.
但我不会走负面的
Iwillnotgonegative.
屎上加屎啊
Craponaturd!
来一个罢免Knope礼物袋吗
CareforaRecallKnopegiftbag
罢免LeslieKnope的委员会简直无情
ThecommitteetorecallLeslieKnopeisrelentless.
看看他们在小学里发的是什么
Lookwhattheyrehandingoutatelementaryschools.
我是LeslieKnope告诉你父母来罢免我
ImLeslieKnope.Tellyourparentstorecallme.
我们都知道我不能像我的对手们那样花那么多钱
WeallknowthatIcannotspendasmuchmoneyonadsasmyopponent,
所以我打印了一万张别贴纸和一万张问号hearts;贴纸
butIprintedout10,000Dontstickersand10,000questionmarkstickers.
那样的话如果你看到一个标语上写着罢免Knope
Thatway,ifyouseeasignanditsaysRecallKnope,
你只需要加上问号hearts;和别然后突然它就成了
allyouneedtodoisaddthequestionmarkandtheDont,andsuddenly,itreads,
罢免Knope？别
RecallKnopeDont.
为啥不就把别放在罢免Knope前面呢
WhydontyoujustputtheDontinfrontofRecallKnope
是那个主意更好
Yep,thatsamuchbetteridea.
我能拿走这些问号hearts;贴纸吗
CanIhavethesequestionmarkstickers
为啥-我想贴到停车标志上面
Why-Iwanttoputthemonstopsigns.
April别
April,no!
公园
与
游憩
第6季第5集
嗨呃我想找人聊聊预约公园的事情
Hi.Um,Ineedtotalktosomebodyaboutreservingapark.
哦我们有个新政策
Oh,wehaveanewpolicy.
公园预约的用途只能是女巫集hearts;会hearts;
Parkscanonlybereservedforwitchcovens
或者水上滑梯比赛
orslip-and-slidecompetitions.
你是哪一种-呃水上滑梯比赛
Whichoneareyou-Uh,slip-and-slidecompetition.
认真的吗-不是
Seriously-No.
你为啥要比那种事情啊
Whywouldyouevencompeteinsomethinglikethat
无所谓了
Itdoesntmatter.
呃我先前打过电hearts;话hearts;是那个免费疫苗的事
Um,Icalledearlieraboutthefreevaccinationsthing.
我们希望在你们的公园之一设立一个移hearts;动hearts;医院